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Bikini season is all year round forMalaysians. Trying tofit intoa skimpy two-piecemakes
it anemotionallytryingtime formostof us. Somepeoplehavegonetoseriousextremes
for thatdreambody. Buthonestly, isn’tasliceofpizzawellworthafewextra jiggles?Well
notmanythinkso.Herearesomeof thestrangest,weirdestandcraziestdiet fadsknown
tomankind. Please don’t try this at home, atwork or anywhere really!
Health
Diet is a Four Letter Word!
The Martini Diet
Fork out all your cash, because this is an
expensive diet fad. Eat the finest food (be-
cause they come in the smallest portions)
and hit the spa daily (because it’s hard to
eat withmask on your face). Don’t ever be
caught dead with peasant food like fried
chicken or French fries. You’ll definitely
lose a couple of pounds on this diet, and
friends and your entire life savings.
Fork The Way
The idea is that if you can’t pick your food
up with your fork, you don’t eat it. But
instead of using the fork as a pitch, you
use it as a spoon so most of the food slips
through the spokes. But jokes on them,
models gave up eating all together. I guess
a few jiggles outweighed the risks of lung
cancer.
The Sleeping Beauty Diet
If you aren’t awake, then you can’t con-
sume any calories! In this ridiculous diet,
youweremeant to pop sedatives and sleep
for up to 20 hours a day. Ain’t nobody got
time for that!
The Cotton Ball Diet
Who thought up this genius diet plan? All
you have to do is to consume an unspeci-
fied amount of cotton balls before each
meal. You can’t eat too much when your
digestive system is clogged up with fluffy
balls of cotton.
Beer Goggles for Food
Another crazy diet scheme – Eat it ONLY
if it looks good. The diet rule was simple:
Wear blue tinted sunglasses at all times
so that your food looks gross and mouldy,
and thus, you won’t eat it!
The Master Cleanse
A new addition into the list of crazy diet
fads. On this cleanse, you can ONLY drink
this: water, lemon juice, maple syrup and
cayenne pepper. After three to four days,
you’re suffering from extreme starvation.
Terrible, terrible idea!
‘cause who even needs a fork for cookies
and crispy fried chicken wings?
The Twinkie Diet
Big in the 1950s, all you eat all day every
day would be a cream-filled Twinkie. At
only 150 calories each, even ten of these
beasts would only put your daily intake
level at 1,500 calories. And after a little
while, you’ll probably get bored with
stuffing your face with these wonders,
thus causing you to eat less.
The Cigarette Diet
Every time you have the urge to munch
on something, light up a cigarette instead.
This diet worked so well, most runway